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*PVT, Custom+ FREE LUNCH*1-6
*Female Biz Owner
*ONLY guideWORKS in winery 20yrs/Been in 350 wineries
*WSET2 Wine Diploma
*PVT, Custom+ FREE LUNCH*1-6
*Female Biz Owner
*ONLY guideWORKS in winery 20yrs/Been in 350 wineries
*WSET2 Wine Diploma

During the busiest season, I may bring in a few trained part‑time guides—but I carefully select and prepare each one to ensure my same standard of excellence. Perfect for Any Occasion My tours are ideal for:


Choose Trish, a female wine entrepreneur. She is the ONLY wine guide with the unique experience of actually working continuously in wineries for over 20 years. She has wonderful personal working relationships with winemakers and great contacts with multiple wineries.
Trish personally knows vineyard owners, winemakers and have their perso
Choose Trish, a female wine entrepreneur. She is the ONLY wine guide with the unique experience of actually working continuously in wineries for over 20 years. She has wonderful personal working relationships with winemakers and great contacts with multiple wineries.
Trish personally knows vineyard owners, winemakers and have their personal cell numbers, to set up special tastings!
Trish can share her knowledge on over 1,000 wineries in Willamette Valley (She has personally been in over 350 wineries herself!)
So, Trish can set up UNIQUE wine events tastings with Wine Makers, Setup your Vineyard Walking Tours, Barrel tastings. Private Dinners!
Choose an experienced CONCIERGE guide not just a driver!
She has her Oregon OLCC license to pour wine. She also has the coveted WSET 2 Wine Course certificate to teach! She has done wine tastings for corporations over zoom and in person for local groups in Willamette Valley. She has a food license. And, works part-time at a local school, so she has a full background check approved.
Trish has many repeat wine tour guests! She delivers Fun!
Customers from around the world - Canada, England, Belgium, India and Japan
She knows how to safely ship your wine home. Alaska Airlines 1 case flies FREE.
Trish knows a personal shipping services that has multiple licenses to ship your wine, as well.
All fun and guaranteed to have "No Whining!" during the tour!''
PRIVATE Customized Tours.
We do not pickup in Portland.
Please Note: Trish is Owner/Wine Goddess guide. However, she has fully trained, experienced, vaccinated part-time guides to help during busy season.
Please note a portion of all tours goes to: Susan Komen Charity in honor of my mother. And, to Lupus Foundation, in honor of my BFF, Kathy.

TRISH does it all!
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CONCIERGE SERVICE
I specialize in Private, Custom-Guided Wine Tours. 1-6 person groups daily.
Larger groups are doable, Yet, must call to put down deposit with us.
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All are tailored for your group!
TWO WAYS TO THINK ABOUT A TOUR:
1. I plan it all! Custom unique wine tour experience! Sip back and relax!
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TRISH does it all!
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CONCIERGE SERVICE
I specialize in Private, Custom-Guided Wine Tours. 1-6 person groups daily.
Larger groups are doable, Yet, must call to put down deposit with us.
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All are tailored for your group!
TWO WAYS TO THINK ABOUT A TOUR:
1. I plan it all! Custom unique wine tour experience! Sip back and relax!
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2. We work together on a special wine tour day!
Ask about Our unique tours!
Such as selfies with alpacas WHILE drinking Pinot Noir or Seeing the Texas long horn bulls and sipping wine! Or, the "Oregon Female WineMakers" Tour.
You will learn from all our Tours, what is special about Oregon Chardonnay, Rose', Pinot Gris and Pinot NOIR.
We will narrow down 1,000 vineyards to 3-4! We have been in 350 vineyards. We know where to take you!
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Now, we added virtual wine tastings for private business. Cheers!
NOTE: Trish is owner/main guide. Occasionally, as she grows, she has trained, experienced wine guides fully vaccinated to conduct occasional tours.
Pickup is outside of Portland. We pickup out in wine country in Willamette Valley.

Just Seeing if we have your attention!
We do offer unique services! Customer comments:
1." Trish helped me plan a Surprise Wedding Proposal
! It was amazing from picking out champagne, flowers, she was taking photos! Helping me choose a special place for dinner! "
2. "Trish is the best! She got us into private wine tastings with the winemake
Just Seeing if we have your attention!
We do offer unique services! Customer comments:
1." Trish helped me plan a Surprise Wedding Proposal
! It was amazing from picking out champagne, flowers, she was taking photos! Helping me choose a special place for dinner! "
2. "Trish is the best! She got us into private wine tastings with the winemaker! What a wonderful experience. Educational and fun! She knows people!"
3. " We did our Corporate Event with Trish. She picked up guests at our company outside of Portland.
She whisked out for special tasting and a wine dinner! Fantastic experience."
4. "Trish surprised me with a cake on my birthday. So, it was a special day of wine tasting, views and Birthday wishes!"
NOTE: No Whining does have pickup in wine country! Not in Portland.
5. WE help you pick out restaurants and hotels/inns/BnB. Concierge service. In Willamette Valley. We can help you get a licensed car to pick you up in Portland. We do not pickup in Portland.
6. Unique in that we have our OLCC pouring license.
7. "Trish goes above and beyond. Special day of experiences, wine tasting and awesome views. She has great relationships with staffs at multiple wineries. She took us to a fresh seafood vendor, so we could make dinner at our BnB."
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*(Note: We can help you pick out a caterer. or serve at your private event, as well, since we have our O.L.C.C. license)
We specialize in SAFE Custom, Private Tours. We pick you up/drop off directly from your Biz, or AirBNB out in Willamette Valley. 1-14 people.
We also offer a unique dinner experience. We can bring your coworkers/personal friends to a chosen winery!
We offer vineyard tours; female winemakers tour; bridal proposals; birthday dinners, corporate events.
Experienced Guide
(503) 481-6329 We do not show our home address.
Monday - Friday: 9 am - 6pm
Saturday: 9 - 6 pm
Sunday: 9-5 pm

WE can "zoom" with you and give you a virtual, educational Wine Tasting, if you can't come out to wine country. A winemaker legally checks and can offer shipping wine to your home, to sample and sip, during the Wine Tasting! So, the wine ships early to your home/office. CALL for details!
**New! Offering evening wine dinner events for 12+ people. Covid safe. Specially setup by No Whining Wine Tours.